10 Jobs we wish existed after college

UW-Eau Claire
2 min readApr 26, 2018

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Let’s pretend this is the life that exists beyond graduation.

Puppy cuddler

There is a reason this one is first on the list. What beats a pile o’ pups?! It would be like living in a dream in which you never wake up from.

Professional Netflix Viewer

Gather up your favorite snacks and enjoy endless days working from the comforts of your home.

Nap-Taker

“What’s that you say? I receive monetary payment to sleep?… GOODNIGHT!”

Ice Cream Taste Tester

Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Cookies and Cream, Chocolate Chip, Cookie Dough, Mint, or Rocky Road… doesn’t matter; just pile it on and don’t hold back on the sprinkles.

Assistant to the Regional Manager

What an honor it would be to assist the one and only regional manager of Dunder Mifflin, Michael Scott.

Restaurant Menu Tester

Travel between various restaurants and taste-test all of their menu options. You won’t be having the food; the food will be having you.

Baby snuggler

Job qualifications: must be able to hold a baby properly and knowledgable in lullabies.

An Associate at Entertainment 7 Twenty

Who wouldn’t want to work at this “multimedia entertainment production conglomerate” and just “look pretty and shoot baskets” all day long?!

Hotel Assessor

You’re hired! You will be traveling the world rating each hotel you stay at based on bed comfort, room service, and overall quality!

Job title: #1 Fan

Who’s #1 fan would you be? We know who we’re fan-girling for…

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